Fridge Day

New nationally recognized holiday that requires you and your sweetheart to stay in bed for 24 hours trading sexual favors for trips to the refrigerator. This relieving pent up frustration allowing one self to have a much more relaxing and enjoyable day.

Him: "I am having the worst day!"
Her: "Oh honey, it can't be that bad."
Him: "I'm afraid the only thing that will help would be "Fridge Day".

Her: "Now that you mention it, I think "Fridge Day" is exactly what we need!!"

by Gestfuktovr July 19, 2025

a Nude fridge

A cold hearted stripper

Damn there’s a Nude fridge on the street

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Fridge

Very offensive word or someone misunderstanding something or someone thing something is wrong and creepy also known as WTF

“What the fridge” “DONT SWEAR THERES KIDS AROUND”

by IMNOTDUMBAREYOULYINGYES March 10, 2022

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

hillbilly fridge

a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck

I didn't have any more room in my refrigerator, so I put the beers out in the hillbilly fridge.

by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015

Fridge

A robust and spectacular lizzo sized woman who is deadset on protecting her friends from meaningful relationships because she herself cant find one.

"Fridge protects the snacks"
"You wanna talk to her?! Give her 100$ broke little man"

by Patriachy June 13, 2025