Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016

Sorting Change

The act of jostling your partner's ball-sack side to side with a one handed cupping motion.

Yeah, she was really good at sorting change, if ya' know what I mean.

Her: Yeah Dad, just helping my boyfriend sort his change.
Dad: So that's what they're calling it these days.

by zumsbuddy September 11, 2009

Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 09, 2008

change in tide

~When a straight person decides to play for the other team
~Becomes gay

Dude: I'm so happy with you!

Girl: About that...
Dude: What is it?
Girl: Let's just say there was a slight change in tides...

by Santana's Follower April 14, 2016

Change Mining

When you have no cash so you pillage through the couch, car ashtray, dirty laundry etc for change

Man i needed some beer but had no cash so i went change mining

by WillyDaneJoal February 19, 2009

booty change

- a person whom leads a reckless sexual life and is viewed in their social circle as "Loose". A person whom has no respect for themselves sexually an has/had many partners. One whom may be viewed as "change" because they are spent sexually.
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"Dude, I know your life has taken such a big turn. But that doesn't mean you have to be "booty change" just to feel needed.

by tangadreamssc July 03, 2009

Trump Change

Bumming $millions off of you supporters to use for your legal defense.

That is a mountain of money Trump gets from his supporters. You can call it Trump Change, especially when he uses it for his legal defense.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 29, 2021