Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

red kind

Red kool-aid flavors such as fruit punch, cherry and strawberry, referred to by coons as 'red kind'

Tyrone: "Yo shaniqua i jus made some kool-aid you want some?"

Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"

Tyrone: "Red kind "

Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"

by NiiZZY March 2, 2008

Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

Red Fred

An 'F' on your report card or homework. Typically made with a red, felt tipped marker.

I didn't study at all and got a big 'red fred' on my test!

by kctoole September 28, 2018

red eight

Used to define people going crazy after seeing red eights everywhere. Most people enter a coma after 8 years of witnissing this phenomenon.

This person is about to be a red eight.

by Rentah July 6, 2018

Red Mangus

A scrumptious cafè serving savory smoothie flavors and recovery shakes.

I needed a Chicken-69 smoothie from Red Mangus after that IM practice.

by RedMangusEmployee October 19, 2021

red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.

"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."

by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008