Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
by sTxLaTiNo May 29, 2011

by XboxReligion January 2, 2022

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup
Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup
Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
by Henk H December 16, 2022
