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Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.
The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
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Office Whip

When someone keeps everything in their vehicle ex; Paperwork, food, electronics, etc.
Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018
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office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017
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Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.
by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018
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Office Napper

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!
by sTxLaTiNo May 29, 2011
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Dinosaur Office

A Claymation Series Made by CollegeHumor for the Nintendo 3DS App "Nintendo Video"
by XboxReligion January 2, 2022
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OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
by Henk H December 16, 2022
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