nonce

UK Slang

Slang for a Pedophile.

"Brandon's a right Nonce!"

by I WILL SHREK U M9 November 20, 2017

batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce May 10, 2018

Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018

Rosscommon nonce

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024