‘Busy fucking Dad who can do it all’
‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’
‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’
‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’
‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’
by Louis Lawson August 10, 2022
Get the turbo dadmug. Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor
by mhmuss February 16, 2014
Get the Dad humormug. "Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.
by Buffet Father April 3, 2019
Get the buffet dadmug. by sneedemfeedem October 20, 2021
Get the Dad Gunmug. A term used primarily by video game communities to describe a highest rank or achievement attainable by someone with familial responsibilities, usually in a given time period.
"Even with working overtime and the kids getting sick, I still had time to hit dad legend this month."
by MrBlanston September 19, 2017
Get the dad legendmug. 1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.
1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!
by Ethan March 6, 2005
Get the your dadmug. A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006
Get the Sports Dadmug.