The Penal Code refers to a large series of unwritten rules the male gender must follow when using and placing into action his reproductive organ. This includes rules such as using a condom when fornicating with a stranger or a girl not on birth control and also the rule of not using your unit with your friends girlfriend or ex- girlfriend with out his consent.
" Man i slept with Joe's old lady last night"
"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."
"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."
" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"
"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."
"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."
" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"
by flyhomie61 February 17, 2010
Hoe Code or Girl Code is a set of unwritten rules among the female population that associate with how to act or socialize with friends and other women. It is the female counterpart to Bro Code. Both phenomenons have some of the same rules and regulations, but hoe code has some more specific rules about different scenarios. There are dozens of very specific rules and scenarios that are categorized into two big ideas.
1. Being a good friend:
Women friendships are a lot more complicated than male ones. Some rules include:
Never blowing off your friends to hang with a guy (comrades before Chads)
Not dating ex-boyfriends unless given the consent to do so
Not dating current crushes or fairly recent crushes
Having ZERO sexual relations with current boyfriends (includes flirting and sexting)
Rejecting the advances of any friend’s crush
Keeping secrets secret
Eternal support
Consulting friends about buying something/ having a major change in appearance
2. Being a good woman:
Complimenting something about a new woman’s appearance
Constantly watching another woman’s drink when she gets up or isn’t looking
Pretending to be a lady’s girlfriend, friend, sister, etc to shoo off a potential rapist
Giving up a spare pad/ tampon to ANY GIRL OR WOMAN who needs it. No exceptions.
Holding back a girl’s hair if she’s vomiting
Notifying a girl if she’s unknowingly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction
1. Being a good friend:
Women friendships are a lot more complicated than male ones. Some rules include:
Never blowing off your friends to hang with a guy (comrades before Chads)
Not dating ex-boyfriends unless given the consent to do so
Not dating current crushes or fairly recent crushes
Having ZERO sexual relations with current boyfriends (includes flirting and sexting)
Rejecting the advances of any friend’s crush
Keeping secrets secret
Eternal support
Consulting friends about buying something/ having a major change in appearance
2. Being a good woman:
Complimenting something about a new woman’s appearance
Constantly watching another woman’s drink when she gets up or isn’t looking
Pretending to be a lady’s girlfriend, friend, sister, etc to shoo off a potential rapist
Giving up a spare pad/ tampon to ANY GIRL OR WOMAN who needs it. No exceptions.
Holding back a girl’s hair if she’s vomiting
Notifying a girl if she’s unknowingly experiencing a wardrobe malfunction
Sally: Chad and I are so happy together. He means the world to me.
Becky: *shamelessly flirts with Chad*
Sally: You fucking broke Hoe Code. Stop fucking with my boyfriend you fugly slut
Becky: *shamelessly flirts with Chad*
Sally: You fucking broke Hoe Code. Stop fucking with my boyfriend you fugly slut
by Some.Random.Bitch May 18, 2020
by Yerreth April 13, 2015
A phrase to describe when a guy's aesthetic is attractive in a realistic, warm and down to earth way that makes him seem relatable or even reachable, looking like they could be your boyfriend. this phrase is often used when attractive male celebrities post of themselves that feel intimate in some way. Probably sitting in a sofa reading a book, hanging out outdoors or eating something that is not particularly fancy.
If you ever see a picture of a guy and you think "this looks like the picture of someone's boyfriend" or "he looks like he is on a date" you probably have it right.
If you ever see a picture of a guy and you think "this looks like the picture of someone's boyfriend" or "he looks like he is on a date" you probably have it right.
person 1: look, Jungkook made a live of him doing his laundry...
person2: really? haha.. this looks so boyfriend-coded...
person2: really? haha.. this looks so boyfriend-coded...
by quackquacidk April 17, 2023
by Jibs December 18, 2004
by tiedyedbrain January 29, 2009
When the vagus nerve which is attached to the brain stem and stomach is squeezed hard enough by straining to potty, it may send a person into cardiac distress with a much slowed heart rate, sweating, nausia and vomiting. This happens mostly with the elderly, thus the reason it is refered to as "commode code".
by Jennings Ford March 26, 2006