net shaming

when you take a picture of someone (or your pet) after they did something bad or wrong, and post it online for others to see and learn from.
after mary was caught eating from the trash, josh took a photo of his dog and the mess, then posted it online net shaming mary for eating from the garbage.
by morguul January 06, 2014
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Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.
The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)
by Miquelito6233 August 09, 2023
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Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.
Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net
by RealSikon September 05, 2021
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Glenn Net

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net
by RealSikon September 05, 2021
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Grey Net

The Grey Net is area of the internet where a person can find the types of things or information that are not necessarily illegal to possess but are illegal to use, assemble, combine, or have in public. Things like illegally high powered laser pointers mislabeled to appear safe, a silencer for your gun that only needs a couple holes drilled to function, ED medications without a prescription, or a set of universal heavy equipment keys for 14.99. The Grey Net is simply the shady area of the internet, the dark web's somewhat more responsible brother.
"Wow! Is this what I think it is?"

"It sure is, I found it on The Grey net!"
by Freightrain47 January 22, 2021
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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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