by bigjohnny January 18, 2005
1. "My cock hungry bitch shaved her beaver last night. Now the ho has a naked nest!"
2. "My naked bird was digging in her naked nest when I pulled it out and spat some love juice on it."
2. "My naked bird was digging in her naked nest when I pulled it out and spat some love juice on it."
by CyberUrban April 13, 2005
A naked woman that rides the mechanical bull at a night club or honkytonk. Often hire to do that for entertainment by the owners.
by Deep blue 2012 November 09, 2009
by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009
when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch
by ry jyan September 06, 2010
The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!
"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"
guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o
guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o
by sharkbaitboy January 21, 2011
Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.
Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.
Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018