MUDCUB

The imaginary baby from an ejaculation into a woman's anus

I did not want to get her pregnant so I gave her a mudcub

by BellHowell March 27, 2019

Mudded Up

To Cover Oneself in One’s own feces, as if to hide from predator Aliens, to avoid or end contact with other people. Usually a cry for help after creating a 2 and a half hour podcast about Twilight: New Moon.

Adam was tired of Dave so he Mudded Up to avoid speaking with him any further.

by Dsmbfree June 10, 2020

muddasucka

African people tend to use this word instead of “motherfucker”.

Eyyy! get back here muddasucka!!

by tootsierollish August 15, 2020

The Tough Mudder

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014

Joseph Eugene Mudd

(Noun): Bitch

Stop being such a Joseph Eugene Mudd, Joey..

by xbigdaddyx March 19, 2016

mudbutt

its when you got the shits from drinking miller or bud all night

man i got mudbutt and is starting to really get raw

by negro October 16, 2004

Mudd Monger

One who Mongers in Butt Mudd or real mud.

Look at that guy Rob's doo doo brown hands!! He must be a Mudd Monger!!!

by 3X0RC1S7 September 8, 2010