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Moon Babies

Moon babies originated from the show Teletubbies. The Moon Baby is the moon from the show, with a picture of a babies face on the moon. But, moon babies have been around before earth existed. They are believed to have created the solar system by coughing up their food. The tides are NOT controlled by the moon, they are controlled by Moon Babies using a spoon to push the water around. Sun babies are NOT REAL. ONLY MOON BABIES ARE REAL. Any picture of a sun baby is FAKE. Moon Babies are what gives us life.
Sun babies are fake. Only Moon Babies are real.
by Moon Babies March 4, 2019
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moon shoes

Shoes that make you bounce. Popular in the 90's they are still selling today but I don't know if people still buy them for their children today
I'm having a mid-life crisis, so I'm putting on my moon shoes and acting like I'm 10 agian
by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007
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Moon Bounce

1.) noun An inflatable room where kids jump around in.

2.) verb Bumping into somebody with a particularly large backside.
1.) Janey took her kids to the carnival so that they could play in the moon bounce.

2.)Poor Julie. She totally moon bounced our waitress the other day.
by xGigi_Weasleyx December 17, 2008
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moon pig

A huge fat slutty ugly girl. Their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :D

moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D
beavis: hey look its a moon pig!

butthead: hur hur Moooooooooon PiiiiiiG

moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny ass! (throws bottle at your head)

beavis: Mooooooon PiiiiG :D
by moon pigs July 30, 2009
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Growl at the moon

Verb - when you are growling out a girl and you accidently miss and lick her...well we could sugar coat it and call it her moon, but yes we are talking about her sphincter. This is awkward for both parties, so much so that the giver lets out a growl of disgust in a wolf like fashion.
"I was going down on Penny and it was really dark... and well I kinda missed..." - Dave

"Oh no dude, don't tell me you had to growl at the moon." - Shane
by GrouchoKirst January 18, 2009
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moon gay

A ordinarily straight person who, after a few evening drinks, loses the inhibitions to prevent their gay from being revealed.
Kyle has a girlfriend, but when the sun sets, he transforms into a moon gay.
by St. Louis Slang July 16, 2015
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wolf moon

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
by vyking68 January 12, 2017
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