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Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.
1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.
by Dale Williams June 13, 2004
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monterey park

City of NBZ where the asians dominate all other races. There are many gangs in the city but NBZ is the leading dominate gang. If you come across one then duck and hide. Monterey Park is the definition of the ultimate party city.
by Bob Lee June 21, 2006
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monkery

The process by which a previously normal person undergoes a Hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. After this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in Asia) the person comes back Chuck Norris level badass.
Batman Begins, training sequence. THAT was some serious monkery.

The 80's had a lot of monkery going on as well. Rocky IV training sequence, anything with Van Damme in it, and of course, Hard to Kill. His monkery was a coma.
by Apemorty August 8, 2006
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Mozerati

Being a Grandma ; A tall black guy : Nipple rubber
Hey, you're a mozerati!
by Jesse Grandma Lover April 19, 2007
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Monteroing

When you're at the club and someone in a demon outfit is on a pole.
Wow! Did you see Heather last night? She really was out there Monteroing on the dance floor!
by Bookish21 October 21, 2021
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groin-monger

A projectile or the act of throwing a projectile into anothers groin. Usually used for punishment or laughs
Marc- Did u see eggy cop that groin-monger from adam today? He was so angry

Michael- Dont know why........ he doesnt have anything in that area.
by barrboy October 28, 2007
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yeast monger

A yeast monger is a woman with a sexually transmitted disease.
She is called a "yeast monger" because such fungal diseases
as Candidiasis are known medically as "yeast infections" and are (or can be) sexually transmitted
Oh man bad mistake to make. Didnt you know that she is a yeast monger? everyone says she is.

Darnit I thought something tasted funny when I was licking them beef curtains
by fred frugal November 18, 2007
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