When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 29, 2013
Get the Montana Hamletmug. The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
Get the Montana Neck Massagemug. Sonic Boom was made in 2014 just so Cartoon Network can Hannah Montana every real Sonic fan in the gaming industry.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
Get the Hannah Montanamug. by summiebummie February 24, 2023
Get the Montana Hot Pocketmug. Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.
As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Boy: Wow, who's that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 24, 2021
Get the Montanamug. by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022
Get the Montanamug. Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
Get the Montana Carwashmug.