Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.

Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?

by NotACityFan October 4, 2022

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).

Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.

by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006

Manchester Muzzle

A tried and tested method of getting somebody from Manchester to shut up for 5 minutes. A muzzle is the name given to a fart filled pint glass placed over the mouth of a Manc and inhaled. Rowey mastered the muzzle in Nottingham taking in a full lung full of Ammo's finest muzzle gas.

Ammo: Rowey.....get your mouth round this manchester muzzle you manc twat!
Manc: Alrate pal gis a toot on that bad boy!

by mart_b November 6, 2006

moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.

Wow connor, you are sucha moocher

by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008

Dirty Manchez

An angry sanchez when preformed by someone named Steeve.

Damn I got dirty manchezed last night!! It was fuckn awsome!!!

by herb April 22, 2004