Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

a term and title from a chappell roan song. in an interview with capital buzz, chappell says it means "just a girl who is herself, living her life, having a blast in the club! i just think girls who really are so confident in themselves and love the fact that they're like, a freak, and weird." she later says on "bad bitch who is not afraid of anything"

fun fact: from the same interview, she says she got the term from an architectural digest youtube video

person a: emily is so confident and outgoing!
person b: shes a super graphic ultra modern girl

by aqua 2.0 August 2, 2024

Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017

Modern Tax Society

what we live in

Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.

by asomea January 7, 2021

Hop On Modern Warfare

A gay 15-20 people orgy in a hot tub full of warm piss and shit with dogs eating and drinking the piss and shit with Chimps eating each others asses.

You: "hey man wanna Hop On Modern Warfare later?"

Friend: YES but wait till the chimps get here"

by Maxithrilin June 9, 2022

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024