The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
Get the The Modern Spongebobmug. Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
by Pennella August 14, 2017
Get the Modern Jesusmug. by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023
Get the modern day minecraft contentmug. Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
Get the modern-day hoardermug. Often seen with her hair in a wolfcut or curtain bangs, often dyed, her eyes green or blue, she wears nose rings, blush and lipgloss and wears the best tops and pants from cyber and Y2K stores, often with skull and other prints. She is always on TikTok. She has a skinny but healthy body. All the guys go crazy for her.
She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.
You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.
You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
Jake: Woah is that Maya with freckles and a nose ring in platform boots?
Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
by that one e-boy April 20, 2023
Get the modern e-girlmug. A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums
by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021
Get the Modern retroismmug. modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.
by whomanity October 9, 2025
Get the Modern runtmug.