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flash mob 

Something that internet rookies think that people who use the internet do. Supposedly a "flash mob" is a bunch of random people who meet up to spontaneously do something ridiculous to confuse others.

These don't really exist. When they do, they are carefully organized, which makes them EVENTS... the kinds that people have been having for thousands of years.
Jon: WOW like OH EM GEE we should totally make a flash mob!

Jeff: People don't actually do that.

Jon: Yes they do!

Jeff: Ever seen one?

Jon: ...... OMG have you seen this video of a cat playing the keyboard?
flash mob by the lolercoaster December 25, 2011
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Dayton Flash Mob 

#1. What happens when two Huber Heights kids band together, leading a whole group of people are bored as hell.
#2. An assembly in a chosen place of all the awesome people around Dayton.

It appears like a random chaotic mess, but it really an organized, preplanned chaotic mess.
Look up "flash mob" if you have no idea what this means.
Are you going to the "Dayton Flash Mob" this month?

Oh hell yes. Besides, I don't have anything better to do.

Bench Mob 

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement
Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.

Forum mob 

A random attack on the forums by someone you do not know. much like a mob in video games such as WoW.
you: FC is the best guild, no doubt about it.

Forum mob: lol yea rite everyone knows WoC is the best guild

Forum DPS: No, FC is by far better than anyone else, we own the battlefields.
Forum mob by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

Poke Mob 

Derived from the meaning gang banging.
POKE MOB SONNNNNN *high five*
Poke Mob by smashytown August 5, 2010
Descendants of the Oompa Loompas. A little person. Usually under 5'7. Has abs of steel and their hair is never messy.
Hey is that a rob mob in your pocket?
rob mob by Herbalife hulk October 22, 2013