The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.
Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
Get the mobbed-up manletmug. by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023
Get the mob humpmug. A cool ass rapper from florida that’s on the come up; He’s I think 17 years old and made a huge step into the scene. He has a lot of talent and it sucks that he doesn’t have that much recognition…underrated asf and I see him taking it to the big boy leagues.
Girl 1: Do you listen to Mobbed?
Girl 2: Who is that!?
Girl 1: You should listen to him, he has such a nice voice.
Girl 2: Who is that!?
Girl 1: You should listen to him, he has such a nice voice.
by toorawyougnin August 13, 2024
Get the Mobbedmug. by Nunya2288 December 16, 2018
Get the port mobmug. by ManiMoo June 12, 2022
Get the MOBmug. She is such a mob.
by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022
Get the Mobmug. by DaBearsss July 12, 2017
Get the florida mobmug.