merry month of masturbation

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The month of June where Quaterbacks get appreciated for being the heart of the offense on tbe field
Bill: "Hey Cody, I got you a present for Quarterback Appreciation Month! Keep up the good work!
Cody: "Thanks Bill!"
by XxX_God_XxX April 24, 2019
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April — Fear Month

April is the month where everyones' biggest fears will be shared, and everyone will act out their biggest fear in front of them.
"Hey man, It's April — Fear month. What's your biggest fear?"
"Uh, my biggest fear is being ignored."
*Ignores him*
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by cloversome gaysome April 07, 2023
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National Feitan Month

A day where all feitan fuckers can write one paragraph about our king feitan without getting judged. This takes place on December 1st-30
Feitan FUcker: (insert long paragraph)
Normie: Sigh i cant judge you since its national feitan month
by igsgnseeeg November 25, 2020
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Animal Liberation Month

Celebrated in September, it's a month for animal rights activism. It's a time to celebrate non-human animals, and challenge Speciesism, Carnism, and Human Supremacy.
My friend became a vegan during Animal Liberation Month, now she organizes an animal rights protest every September!
by theBiolizard September 09, 2022
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Fuck The Owner Month

From December 1st to December 31st every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one month and the owner can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Month, let's harras our discord owner.
by Bencehhh December 21, 2022
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Birth Month Training

It is when you live in a state that requires you to have all your licenses and annual training done on your birth month.
Bro #1: Dude, let's go to the club velvet this friday!

Bro #2: I can't man I'm broke. I had to use my whole check to pay for my birth month training.
by souljajc May 03, 2010
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