Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019

spank merchant

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

by Richard J L April 24, 2006

Mercat

An animal whose sole evolutionary purpose is to express displeasure at a situation/person. "Mer" is both the Mercat's mating call and a signal it is about to attack.

"Mer," said Felix the feral Mercat, upon finding out his favorite stripper was out sick and was therefore unable to give him his customary Wednesday night lap-dance, "Mer mer mer."

by Council of Mer May 6, 2010

rug merchant

An individual, usually foreign, especially Middle Eastern, who displays goods at an inflated price in his shop, but keeps bargaining with you and offering lower prices when you say it's too expensive or you're leaving.

Term is probably rooted in the stereotype of haggling over rugs at a bazaar.

An example are the stores in tourist areas of New York City that sell trinkets and electronics. You ask them how much it is, and if you say "sorry, too high" they keep trying to lure you in with a lower price.

(In a Times Square shop)
"How much is that camera?"
"$99."
"Nah, you know that's too much..."
"For you, my friend, $90"
"No, I'm leaving."
"$80?"
"Damn rug merchant..."

by gatecrasher1 November 28, 2011

Mercedes-Benz

A german car manufacturer that produces expensive luxury cars, good looking cars that are very unreliable, and when they break down, it will cost more than a honda to fix them.

My mercedes-benz 92 s class breaks down at least twice a year, damn w140.

by imfromdearborn September 4, 2006

Mercer'd

Being rendered unable to audibly respond, lacking capability of transmitting audible tones and/or being heard...

Damn, you been mercer'd!

by meridion November 12, 2010

key merchant

(British slang, 90s) An instigator, someone who likes to get people wound up.

From Strawberry Tattoo, a Britishism: "Key merchant. It means someone -- I mimed putting a key in (her) back and turning it -- who likes to wind peple up."

by Pulitzer70 August 28, 2006