Definitions by Pulitzer70

Ag Angel 

A woman who prefers vegetable sex toys to organic dildos; although not exclusive to females, and fem-attractive men also qualify, if angel enough.

Once the zucchini crop came in, the Ag Angels knew they were in for a long and pleasurable night.

Ag Angel by Pulitzer70 September 15, 2008

key merchant

(British slang, 90s) An instigator, someone who likes to get people wound up.

From Strawberry Tattoo, a Britishism: "Key merchant. It means someone -- I mimed putting a key in (her) back and turning it -- who likes to wind peple up."

key merchant by Pulitzer70 August 28, 2006