Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

mersh

to be kidding around.
-instead of i'm just kidding, it's i'm MERSH kidding.
get it? :D

"you are so fucking ugly."
"WTF!"
"mersh."

by yakbye May 2, 2009

mersh

an exclamation of affection only to bunny or elly.

elly i want you to come over now. mersh!

by bunnykins December 25, 2007

mensch

a snobby person. male or female now humbled

Martha Stewart has emerged a mensch.

by Theresa May 13, 2005

uber-mensch

A person who uses Uber on a daily basis. An uber-mensch prefers taking Uber rides instead of using public transportation.

She doesn't like to mingle with earthlings in the bus or in the subway, so she's always taking an Uber to work - she's such an uber-mensch.

by di_plu April 27, 2017

Meesch

A word to describe someone who does random crap, just trying to be funny. It may be the jerk at your lunch table, the loud retard in the library, or the little kid that curses on x-box live, point is, there are Meesches everywhere. The best way to defeat a Meesch is to yell loudly "What a Meesch!", while pointing at the Meesch.

Did you see what Sawyer did? Ya I know! What a Meesch!!

by That Guy Over There 77 January 3, 2011

mersh

An ugly woman.

That chick fucking mersh!

by Dane February 15, 2004