A former youtuber, also know as caden millier with 77k subscribers and a very weird fan base usually making edits to perceive him as a sexy "furry" and military role player. forced to delete his content after he joined the grand blanc highschool hockey team and was made fun of, and fear his father would find out and disown him. he is now a junior moving senior -2026
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The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.
by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012
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Get the stupid ass melon mug.Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
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