maths class

1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as

if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?

I catch up on sleep in maths class

by gender identity crisis June 19, 2020

Math-illiterate

Similar to when you can't read, only this means mathematically challenged. Math was most likely your worst subject because you just don't know what you're doing in that class. Math really stumps you if you're math-illiterate; you often fail to comprehend numbers, adding, subtracting, etc.

Complete opposite of math-literate.

Marilyn is really excellent at english and history and always helps her friends with those subjects, but when it comes to geometry she's really math-illiterate.

by PrincessR November 26, 2009

nigga math

backwards logic; belief that something will be beneficial when it is actually detrimental

"Charging $25 an eigth is nigga math; you get them on the come-up but lose them on the come-back"

by Ruigi420 October 16, 2008

math test

The purest form of torture there is.

I'm gonna be killed at the math test tommorrow.

by lolsweatyfag August 8, 2019

Veggie Maths

Where all the speds go to do their 100% math goals to make feel them good

What math class u in me in veggie maths

by LILVEG November 28, 2018

Math Syndrome

A syndrome that results from doing too much math in a short period of time. Symptoms include carpel tunnel, dreaming in algebra and not getting dates.

Person 1: Did ya hear about Billy? He got Math Syndrome from his calculus class and now his girlfriend broke up with him.

Person 2: I had that for a bit during grade ten. Stupid radicals.

Person 1: No kidding.

by gamer999 February 16, 2009

Hollywood math

Plucking dollar amounts from your ass to justify initiating or killing a project.

We've done the Hollywood math: We'll make $20m by having Tom Cruise play the spy, $20k every time he says "Let's get out of here", $100k for each exploding abandoned warehouse, $5m for the car chase and $10k every time we show a red digital clock counting down to an explosion. And boobies, we need something with $300k rack. Twice.

by ragnar hairy breeches December 17, 2008