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cinematic masturbation

A movie which has excessive action and may potentially make you feel good but you may experience a high level of guilt or remorse having watched the movie.
Cinematic masturbation movies include 2012, Transformers, GI Joe, Doom, Alien vs Predator
by SamYam November 20, 2009
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masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.
I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008
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Macterbation

Macterbation (mack-tur-bait-shun) or Macterbating (verb) Is the act of obsessing yourself in apple products to the point you damn near bust a nut. So deep in MacBook Pros, iPads, iPhones, that it's become a major part of your life tinkering with apple products. Literally to the point of suspected viagra abuse because your friends are concerned over the fact that you spend hours on end in front of a laptop, tv, tablet or cellphone with a mega huge raging boner. This is a serious condition and there will probably be some sort of walk for it one of these days... Be ready.
You walk in to see your bro shacked up in bed; laptop on chest surfing Steve Jobs memorial websites, apple tv "airplaying" off the iPhone in the background, crushing the book on a tablet no more than a fingers "poke" away and blaring iTunes (probably the beetles or bob dylan) in the pitch black dark of your parents basement totin' a black turtle neck tee and maybe sipping a pinot grigio. Straight up Macterbation sesh
by Brozay Cuervo March 28, 2012
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medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.
by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009
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Masturbation

Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family
When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation
by Gods mom August 4, 2016
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mutual masturbation

Two people in close vicinity to one another touching their own groin areas in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Two women touching each other's genitals is called SEX. Two women curled up together on the bed touching their own genitals is MUTUAL MASTURBATION.
I lay on my side, her fingers twining the hair at the back of my neck, my right hand rubbing my clit hard, her left hand between her own thighs, her breath exploding against my forehead, damn this mutual masturbation thing is great!
by Master S. Bation March 21, 2004
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masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.
axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.
by axel123 April 21, 2010
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