by Carolinia January 4, 2004
Get the Marky Mark Mark mug.(1) For a male to gladly remain in the friendzone with a female while still fantasizing about sex with them.
For a man to be truly "marklar'd", he must be designated as "one of the girls". A shoulder to cry on, someone for girls to ask insight about their male companions thought patterns, etc.
The most important part of being marklar'd however is never even attempting sexual relations. You must remain completely platonic, even though the thought of sex has never left your mind.
(2) Posting pictures of your buddies girlfriends and other friend-zones on the internet message boards and referring to them by pet names and speaking of them sexually.
For a man to be truly "marklar'd", he must be designated as "one of the girls". A shoulder to cry on, someone for girls to ask insight about their male companions thought patterns, etc.
The most important part of being marklar'd however is never even attempting sexual relations. You must remain completely platonic, even though the thought of sex has never left your mind.
(2) Posting pictures of your buddies girlfriends and other friend-zones on the internet message boards and referring to them by pet names and speaking of them sexually.
(1) Dude, that girl at the bar was all over you. But after you insisted on talking to her about manga for 30 minutes, you got marklar'd.
(2) Yo!! dude marklar'd your chick on this forum!!
(2) Yo!! dude marklar'd your chick on this forum!!
by complete August 28, 2009
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A stick that walks, talks, breaths, and doesn't pick up after it's self. Also seen making love to branches.
"FUCK!! That Marlynda left a dead horse in my pool!"
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
by CIRCUMFLEX UMLAUT ACCENT February 4, 2009
Get the Marlynda mug.A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
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Get the markland mug.A badass singer/underwear model turned actor. He has three nipples and has those good vibrations.
Brother of Donnie Wahlberg.
Recently seen in the movie Four Brothers where he was displaying his badass acting skills.
Brother of Donnie Wahlberg.
Recently seen in the movie Four Brothers where he was displaying his badass acting skills.
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