stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

buffy lube

n. the act of receiving oral sex to the penis

Shorty gave me a buffy lube the other day.

by AlwayzSharp March 5, 2006

Luesta

A Luesta is party. Not just any party, but a Luau and Fiesta in one. A mix of the Mexican and Hawaiian Cultures. It's a shindig where you combine both types of parties into one awesome get together. It's a party filled with tacos, burritos, nachos, amazing pina coladas and strawberry daiquiris with the umbrella and everything. A night where you enjoy yourself playing Limbo and dancing the night away with your coconut bikini, grass skirts and most importantly your maracas!

I went to a wicked Luesta today, they had the best tacos and virgin strawberry daiquiris in town.

The Luesta ran till like 6 in the morning, we had too much fun playing limbo and dancing the night away with our maracas!

This Luesta is the best party I ever went to! I got the best of both worlds, mexican food and hawaiian drinks. It was one amazing night!

by euphoria824 September 19, 2009

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011

The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

jef labes

A famous musician from the 1970’s and 1980’s but who is completely irrelevant now. Now he is washed up but still very rich. He spends his days giving money to his wife, who is 30 years younger than him.

Jef Labes is a sugar daddy.

by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017

hocking a lubey

The act of shitting out lube after anal sex

After a wild round of fudge-pounding, Angela proclaimed, "I'll be in the bathroom, hocking a lubey."

by _____cadet January 28, 2014