lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.

After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".

by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016

Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red

Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster

by meowsierz777 February 1, 2018

lobster biscuit

Another word for an A-1 prestine vagina

Damn Brittany ,that lobster biscuit is so juicy and tight .

by LDB863 January 7, 2018

lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 27, 2004

lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

Lobster Volleyball

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.

*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010