lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

by artemis020 February 7, 2010

pinch a lancer

take a crap, drop a duse

hold on i got to go pinch a lancer

by tselv May 22, 2006

Laniey

LANIEY- is a beautiful person with a beautiful heart! Lanieys usually come with amazingly Gorgeous blue eyes that most will notice at just a glance, and then get lost in them for a life time if she allows it. She is an extraordinary Artist and can sing a world to Peace. Through out her life only those that truly love her will ever be able to spell her name correctly. She is sensitive but in a big hearted kind of way, she lives to make others happy. But doesn't know that her smile alone can heal a broken heart. The Most Best Friend you could ever be blessed with.

Laniey like Laney Boggs on the movie "She's All That" with Freddie Prinze Jr and Rachael Leigh Cook.

Pronounced~ LAY-NEE

"Laniey is Unique like her name"

"LANIEY-BUG"

by Amajus February 3, 2010

lancelot

one who refrains from bathing for long periods of time. this term is generally used for someone you despise and wish death upon.

Lancelot is a JERK and he smells like butt.

by delmur June 16, 2006

lancecdote

fenetic - (lans-ec-dote)
A hilarious story told me a one 'Lance Bradley'- A Teacher of Bury college England. Usually involving a piece of film related trivia, commonly featuring Uma Thurman, or the death of Julia roberts

'oh dude did you hear that top lancecdote about naming his son'?

'man that guy just got lanced'

by Fallen189 July 28, 2008

Lancer

Another term to refer to a homosexual.

yo check out that lancer over there with his man purse.

by Mobi December 6, 2007