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Kitten juice

Bitch!, you got kitten juice all over my new sheets!
by vag slayer October 27, 2009
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kitten grease

head lice

generally from sharing hats with zombie suits
Damn, I have kitten grease,
by I-owned-you-huahehuahe April 13, 2010
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Fluffy Kittens!

An exclamation uttered by the listener in a conversation to indicate he is bored shitless
A: "..and then did a 5 mile bike ride followed by a three mile run and finished off..."
B:" Look! Fluffy kittens!"
by Grim60 May 6, 2012
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Important Kitten Business

Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013
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Ninja Kitten

When the kittens are young and ripe, few are chosen to begin intense training cycles. Within months, they are ready to become the ultimate: Ninja Cats.
New Born Kitten 1: Hey New Born Kitten 2, what's the point of life?
New Born Kitten 2: To become A Ninja Kitten, young one.
by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006
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Ass Kitten

The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten.
In order to render a shock factor, Jay revealed his ass kitten to the crowd of girl scouts.
by scrotumsuckler August 5, 2008
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Kitteh

a fricken adorable cat or kitten that you find and love but have to leave it
I love you kitteh!! but we have to part...
by kat13734879 January 4, 2011
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