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Gym Jordan 

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
Gym Jordan by Don Facundo September 7, 2021

Jordanfaced 

1. the act of being completely and utterly drunk after a short amount of time with alot of alcohol. 2. same as being shitfaced but in a shorter time with more alcohol. 3. the person that is jordanfaced usually wakes up confused, disoriented, and has some missing pieces of clothing.
"Yo Joey was so Jordanfaced after pounding 24 beers in 15 minutes and didn't remember how he ended up outside in his boxers!"
Jordanfaced by ohbonecrusher October 15, 2009
A Jordan is a caring and loving person with a great sense of humor. She can have a bitchy attitude time to time. But, is an all around awesome person! Jordan's are beautiful, fun and creative people. They love to party and enjoy life's greatest moments. Jordan's are also smart, and clever. They are amazing and every way. And no matter what, Jordan's always speak up for themselves.
Woman A: I wish I was a Jordan!
Woman B: Psh! Same here!
Jordan by MysteryGirl. July 17, 2010
the best daughter in the world,can always make you laugh..great sense of humor and beatious from the inside out.
she is smarter than she lets on.
that's my daughter..(jordan)
jordan by munchkinsmom February 2, 2010
Meatball head or bean head
Jordan by Shehjsjdjd May 7, 2018

Michael Jordan 

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded
You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.