A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers
Why Jonathan G. why
by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019
A retard that vapes in class
One Moto moto’s best friends
Sells vapes
Got kicked out
Mostly used as an insult
Has good mucis taste
One Moto moto’s best friends
Sells vapes
Got kicked out
Mostly used as an insult
Has good mucis taste
by WordMaster60 March 21, 2019
by You gotta do what you gotta do March 14, 2022
Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.
I went to VidCon last year, and got an autograph from those microwave guys... including Jonathan Paula.
by viper mood December 28, 2011
A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"
by TheOriginalJ-D January 23, 2013
A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.
Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.
by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 06, 2017
A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.
by Jovis McGhee April 26, 2011