Jared

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs

Jared: Shit bath bombs taste good

by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018

Jared

Jared is a very outgoing person. He tries often to make people notice him and goes to great lengths to do so. On his off time, Jared usually finds himself sleeping or reading a book, or both at the same time. Jared works out often so its no surprise that he's a player.

Did you see that new kid Jared? He seems really smart but he's kinda loud..

by Napoleon Dynamight March 25, 2019

Slack-jawed yokel

«Most folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

«Most folk’ll never loose a toe, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

by KingBlorp November 5, 2019

Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

jawed

Another way to say "get head" Get a blow job, males recieving oral sex.

Fuck getting a job, she needs to get jawed and sell bj's till her mouth get raw. - Mac Dreezie 'Not my job'

by That one the fund February 14, 2006

jaded

That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.

Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.

Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...

Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.

by CynicalAndJaded November 9, 2009

jared

A male of the mentally challenged variety who enjoys showing up thirty minutes late to everything, crying while masturbating, killing homeless people because he is protected under the Second Class Citizen Law, and trying to bone highschool girls.

Jordan: Hey, i thought your friend was going to be here by now.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.

by wewuzanonymous October 4, 2018