People named Jack are catboys with a humiliation fetish. They somehow manage to get girls despite being skinny and pale. Don't try to make fun of them, they get off on that.
"I heard your sister was going out with a guy named Jack."
"She is, and when I told Jack the cat ears were weird he just smiled and laughed? Like wtf?"
Some people find jack to be extremely attractive and want to viciously rip off his pants and suck his 18inch long penis. he has been offerd many different modelling contracts with names like 'Hollister, FHM, Nuts, Gay Weekly and The Gay Times.' although he was happy to recieve such opportunities he turnes them down (just like his 3 way spamming) if you see jack in the street, do NOT shake his hand, but DO suck on his penis head until you taste some of 'Jack's Herbs and Spice's'
The hottest and sexiest cod editor ever. Guys want to be him, and girls want his body. Anybody is more than lucky to have a Jack, especially a Jack Rizzo in their life. You would be mentally challenged to not want to turn gay for him.
Most annoying person you'll ever meet. Typically short, loves military too much and will use military terms in day-to-day conversations. Loves planes and flight simulator, doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, trash talks but can't back it up, overall just an annoying idiotic person.