White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.

“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

by Irma. March 1, 2018

Children

Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor

Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.

by Little-mouse42401 June 14, 2016

children

Can be referred to objects that are very important to someone.

These cars are my children!

by MAGA-Man January 16, 2017

children

a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.

person 1: yo look at those children
person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual

by sk_ype February 11, 2020

Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020

four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.

having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020