log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016

Black Washing

The act of portraying a non-African American figure or figures as African Americans, or portraying terrible people who happen to be black in a better light

Hollywood is Black washing history!

by 25aida June 12, 2023

nigga wash

getting a soapy as rag and instead of getting in the shower you just wash your body at the sink with the rag

i dont have time to take a shower so imma just do a nigga wash

by yooooo 124 November 1, 2017

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014

Wish Wash

When you break even on something, or when two opposite things cancel out.

You've lost a dollar because you were misbehaving in a grocery store, but when we went to the mall, you surprised me with your excellent behavior, so I'll give you a dollar for that. Don't bother touching your money paper, because it's a wish wash.

by Qwickable May 9, 2021

Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation

Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King

by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023