ipod classic 

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.

Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!

ipod classic by Inforclinks June 26, 2014

iPod Touch 

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.

At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.

iPod Touch by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007

ipod video

An iPod that can store songs, photos, podcasts, audiobooks, films, music videos, tv programs etc. basically it has a lot of useless expensive features. What kind of idiot pays $250 for a bulky mp3 player so they can watch videos on a 2 inch screen that is easily scratched?

guy 1: "hey check out my new iPod video!"
guy 2: "Dude you have a tv in the living room, a camera on your cellphone, and a normal mp3 player is less than half the price. What were you thinking?!"

ipod video by Leezard July 12, 2007

ipod white 

the extremely birght white color of the traditional ipods

"that guys nomad mp3 player is ipod white"

ipod white by anon 101 September 27, 2005

iPod tag 

A game played with two sets of headphones (or one.. if it's all you have) and an iPod. Basically, you pass the iPod back and forth between people and each picks a song they like. It is best when played with two people, but the more the merrier, I'm sure. To make it more fun, pick a theme like love songs, or songs that begin with a certain word. Doing that can make it competitive, like a last person standing type deal.

I can't believe we haven't played iPod tag yet. I have the best theme: sex songs that mention anal.

iPod tag by Marla Singer October 6, 2006

ipod touch 

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

ipod touch by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009

iPod touch 

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

iPod touch by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012