What any Apple device, particularly the iPad becomes once you begin surfing porn for the purpose of self-gratification.
Franco Genovese: Seriously? You had a fight and she flew back home?
Malibu Jackson: Yep. I'm totally alone in the hotel, with three more days left on my vacation.
Franco Genovese: Are you coming home early then?
Malibu Jackson: Fuck no! I already paid. Fortunately, I had the foresight to pack my iPud.
Franco Genovese: Sweet. Love will find a way!
Malibu Jackson: Yep. I'm totally alone in the hotel, with three more days left on my vacation.
Franco Genovese: Are you coming home early then?
Malibu Jackson: Fuck no! I already paid. Fortunately, I had the foresight to pack my iPud.
Franco Genovese: Sweet. Love will find a way!
by Franco Genovese, Sr. June 18, 2011
Get the iPud mug.Like the term "mindless pawn", an iPawn is any foolish and ignorant individual that buys everything Apple comes out with, without first seeing if anything else is better. Simply put, these people seem to have an "iFetish". They only pay for the "i", not the technology. Closely related to an "iTard" or a "Mactard". iPawns, Mactards, and iTards contribute to the rapid decay of western society.
iPawns are the embodiment of corporate slavery.
by Leo Russell December 24, 2008
Get the iPawn mug.The resulting activity of a group of people bringing out their iPhones for a specific task or tasks.
I made the mistake of asking a group of friends for directions to a restaurant once, which resulted in an iPhlurry - they all whipped out their iPhones and bombarded me with gps co-ordinates, reviews, directions and menu prices before they got distracted with Bejeweled and Risk - and two of them started having a lightsabre fight!
by Fruchle March 6, 2009
Get the iPhlurry mug.Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'
by j4k3y July 11, 2011
Get the iPhone Wanker mug.An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
by SmooveD March 13, 2011
Get the R.I.P. my boner mug.The feeling one experiences when one sees others canoodling and chuckling amiably amongst themselves, or sharing anything warm and intimate, while the person feeling this horrible feeling is trapped, alone and lonely, in the desolate atmosphere spun around them from the little block of hardware in their hand.
Miguel saw the young people laughing and teasing one another on the E train, and felt the suffocating rush of iPod envy. He turned up the volume on his Nano, but it only served to deepen his despair.
by gateskeeper January 24, 2008
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