Car cock

Car cock

An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).

This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"

"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"

by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017

Car Bowling

When you go through a school zone with your car and try and hit as many kids as you can.

Yo let’s go car bowling!
My high score is 26 in car bowling!

by Skeleton king with the thicccc February 25, 2020

Car dabs

Taking dabs in the car with friends...or alone.

Want to go take car dabs?, we were taking car dabs

by Kg89420 January 11, 2021

Car Douche

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.

"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.

by BustaNutt May 6, 2011

car kettle

Slang term for a male who is of homosexual orientation. Its origins lie somewhere in the darkest regions of deepest Norfolk. Follows the same etymology as arse twister

"That twat's a right car kettle"

by ben kippin July 1, 2004

car-beque

When a car has been in an accident and has caught on fire, it's a car-beque!!

Holy shit traffic was messed up this morning! There was a car-beque. I hope no one was hurt.

Wow, something smells amazing.... aw man, it's a car-beque on the 101!

by Keyframegirl September 24, 2016

shopping car

Any small car which is designed more for carrying shopping between supermarket and home than any other purpose. Often popular with the Barry crowd due to their low resale values and insurance premiums.

That's not a street racer, it's just a shopping car with three-spokes and a fart can exhaust.

by Timberwolf March 3, 2005