ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole

Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.

by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

monkey in the bush

What Miss Swan refers to gay or homosexual things.

Miss Swan: Ohhh!, Now I get it. This is a Monkey in the Bush bar. Hello, boys!
Boys: Hi, Miss Swan!
Miss Swan: I think it's great you all have each other, I just wish there was someone for me!

by Paul6293 December 10, 2006

bush-tard

the only word i can think of to discribe bush.-

bush is a tard so there for he is a bush-tard

by shippo May 13, 2005

Jeb Bush

Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.

Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.

by Bashman October 20, 2008

Bush voter

1. One who disregards facts, especially Christians. One who believes everything the Republicans say.
2. A person who thought Kerry was too ugly to be President
3. A person who feels that chaning presidents in the middle of a war is a bad idea.
4. An idiot

Cletus wouldn't accept my argument that the world was round, I didn't expect anything more, though, from a Bush voter.

by Chris72 December 6, 2006

Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.

"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."

by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013

bush supporter

1. A person born into wealth who believes that everyone living in the United States of America has had an equal amount of school/employment opportunities as them but is just a lazy (insert minority here) and would rather live in state assisted housing; have more children in order to collect more welfare and play dominos/craps while they are hard at work at their uncles law firm.

2. An individual that feels abortion is murder and that women should not have the right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy. A member of society who would like to see Christian prayer in public schools despite separation of church and state and respect to other student’s religions. Someone willing to forfeit civil liberties and think the war in Iraq has something to do with the tragic events in New York City on September 11th, 2001.

1. Some bush supporter wants to cut funding for PBS because they perceive it to be bias liberal programming.

2. So do bush supporters relize if they ban abortions there will be more welfare babies? Or do they plan to ban abortions and dismember welfare?

by Emmanuel_Goldstein August 9, 2005