Canada's History

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

oh man, what were you doing with her last night??
we were doing Canada's history

by sleepless in springtown February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A woman does a handstand with legs spread, while performing oral sex on a man. The man, meanwhile, turns a jug of maple syrup upside down and inserts ( without it's cap on it) into her vaginal area...... When It completely drains, both quickly run over to the stanley cup ( or a fake copy) and each shoves an end into their anus while licking hockey sticks.

Did you hear Stephen Colbert talked about Canada's History ON HIS SHOW?!

by MIndlessColbertZombie February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Getting very politely fucked by the English for over 200 years

Man, my asshole hurts from all that Canada's History!

by imnotthomas February 4, 2010

Black history

Some part of your past that is embarrassing and that you never what to think about or spread.

Guy 1: Hey do you remember when you cried because someone stole your burger in seventh grade?

Guy 2 *to himself*:damn how did this guy find out about my black history.

by Ialwayslandthe69 September 1, 2021

Social Studies/History

A waste of time.

Social Studies/History are a waste of time. Period.

by serls September 6, 2022

Black History Month

A month were we honor blackness! All non-black people are required to pay their blacks friends $100 or more.

*Black person exists during black history month*
Non black kid: here’s $150

by Edub February 23, 2021

Canada's History

verb. The godless sexual act of using the Stanley Cup as a weapon or date rape drug, to lure unsuspecting victims into a 'moose styled'(involving moose antlers and a jug of maple syrup for lube) reverse reach around and possible 'anal activities'. A US version of this act is known as "A night with Sarah Palin".

"Care to take a lesson in Canada's history?"

"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"

"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."

"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."

"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."

by Victor Sage February 5, 2010