hooked up

depending upon the region it generally means two people either made out or fucked.

"Did you hear about Mary and Joey? They hooked up last weekend"

by billybobjoebobsteve September 4, 2005

Fish Hook

When one grabs a women with a claw like hand in the private area.

When grabbing yell Arrrr the vicious "Fish Hook" in reponse you will have pulled or will recive a slap.

by Dmitry Vorobiev October 18, 2008

hooker magic

A hooker's enticing persuasiveness to lure in tricks for her own financial benefits.

Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?

Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!

by Austin Lebamoff April 4, 2007

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by lord doom January 2, 2009

Hooker T. Washington

Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.

Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet

by cdawg91 November 4, 2010

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.

"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."

by Liam Shag January 4, 2010