Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

feeling hooker

1. noun. someone who helps you work out your problems for money.

That feeling hooker really helped me get over that horrible break up.

by J-man123 December 16, 2012

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

by therealpinball December 26, 2019

nipple hooker

Someone who sells their nipples for money.

Sara was a Nipple Hooker but she mad damn good money doing so.

by TattedJax October 27, 2013

Hooker's refrigerator

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.

While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

by CheVolay June 7, 2009

hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012