Hobo beat-down 

A vicious beating often using a hammer, pipe, chain or bat. Made popular by the movie Emperor of the North starring Earnest Borgnine as “Shack”.

My buddy and I had to administer the hobo beat-down to a couple of bikers that refused to pay up after they lost at pool.

Hobo beat-down by cough-it-up July 19, 2009

Hobo

ho·bo
noun
One who wanders from place to place without a permanent home or a means of livelihood.

adjective
Hip n groovy

verb
To do as a hobo does; the act of sitting in random areas for no good reason.

That hobo is too hobo to be hobo. Yes.

Hobo by Timmylicious May 2, 2007

wi-fi hobo 

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.

a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(

wi-fi hobo by squareforceone September 10, 2009

fluffing the hobo 

(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.

After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.

fluffing the hobo by Austin Pealy December 3, 2007

hobo

hobo = Home Owner Bought Out

it is the acronym for people from 'the Great Depression' who lost their homes when the banks called their loans due (as per the terms of the loan).

All legal, but totally sucks.

Has come to mean many things, mainly derogatory.

Bank: "Mr. Smith, your loan has come due and we are not able to extend you any more credit."

Mr. Smith: "What can I do? The plant closed, my kids are sick and my wife ran off with the ex-plant manager."

Bank: "That's not our problem. Leave or the Sherif will remove you."

Mr. Smith: "Well kids, it's off to the poor house for you, Daddy's a hobo now."

Kids: Boo, hoo. . . .

hobo by JP4u November 17, 2009

hobofied 

a creation made by max g. or cody s.
crappy/cool

that ring is so hobofied!

hobofied by cody September 11, 2003

HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

HAMboner by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003