bear holding a shark

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

by christofer1 May 17, 2014

hold my piece

To hold someone’s dick or fuck off

A: You have a really big attitude today
B: Hold my piece asshole

by Shameless_Douche November 30, 2017

Holding a staff meeting

Another term for male masturbation.

Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.

by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

johnny wilson hold

The act of picking a person up from behind by placing your hand between thei legs and lifting till they squirm free.

Mike had Craig in a johnny wilson hold and there was no escape.

by Mount Willy December 11, 2016

Hold my AK

When "hold my beer" isn't enough.

Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit

Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.

"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."

by lion_tamer August 17, 2015

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017