Side Hams

When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.
"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"
by SITKO April 02, 2008
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cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
by cloakchoke January 09, 2011
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Moist Ham

Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.

That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.

She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
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Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
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ham-fisting

the act of repairing things with little knowledge on the proper way of doing it. Similar to back yard mechanic but with the incentive to improve performance or resale value of the object being repaired
Did you see Nathan and Nick ham-fisting that ramp? I will probably break when they try to jump off of it.
by huck&shred March 08, 2013
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ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
by John Godwin February 07, 2013
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hangy ham

A girl who has very hangy vagina flaps that look like pieces of ham hanging down
"woah this girl calld sam had a reli hangy ham"

"i cud see her hangy ham thru her knickers, it was vile"

"her vagina hung down like a hangy ham"
by kdotpizzzzzlee July 23, 2009
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