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Van Halen

An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.
I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck
by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005
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van halen

Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss!!
Fuck! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard! haha
by oka July 21, 2006
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Jim Halpert

Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).
On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.
by crazylazymonkey June 8, 2010
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what had happened was

explaining or retelling an event, often used for excuses and is considered to be quite Ghetto. it originates from high schools with very stupid, ignorant, pot smoking, tards that need to learn how to speak english and shut there big fat mouths.
bon qui qui: girl did you get me dat chicken?

Latoya: chicken?

bon qui qui: yeah

latoya: well what had happened was dat i got in dis fight with dis one bitch...

bon qui qui: sure don't pull that shit dumb ass i knew you was bangin Darrel.
by bon qui qui October 8, 2012
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Halperin

It is a Jewish name. Many Halperins become business persons, lawyers, or accountants. Other Halperins can end up in the streets.
1. Person 1: Hey look at that successful businessman!

Person 2: Yeah he's definately a Halperin, eh?

Person 1: Yeah...I wondered why he was so successful!

2. Person 1: Wow look at that dirty hobo in the streets!

Person 2: Don't mind him he's just a Halperin
by chikorita no. 5 May 17, 2010
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halfpeng

A girl who's looks you can't lock down as being fit or butterz. She wears shades or is only ever visible from a substantial distance leading you to be unsure of the true pengness of her.
Jack: Yo Charlie you see that bird round the pool today?
Charlie: Yeah man but she was wearing her raybans and bare far away..
Jack: Yeah man, she was halfpeng init, bare need a closer look and to get her away from her frog-looking brother.
Charlie: Saaaafe ;
by JackereeH August 8, 2011
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Hallentine's Day

When you don't want/have to/a party. So you spend all halloween with a special person watching halloween movies. You get each other their favorite halloween candies and have a halloween themed snack or dinner.
"Who are you spending Hallentine's Day with?"
"Well I was thinking since Rob's party was cancelled I'd spend Hallentine's Day with Karen."
by JayneaDoe October 3, 2016
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