gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

by axelthemanandtheboi October 16, 2019

gnomes

goodnight babygirl

gnomes

by gnomesbabes May 7, 2022

The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Gnoming

When someone looks for gnomes. Most people do it when insane. (Watch out if you are looking this up) You could go gnoming in your garden.

I was feeling quite bored so I decided to go gnoming.

OR
I am going insane doing all my homework and so I went to my garden to go gnoming.

by lol I pop February 6, 2024