gifflemorp

gifflemorp..
is the act of breaking up with a discustingly obese female companion, after sex, and 'shooting your load' up her back or neck..

"so hows your fat bitch of a girlfriend"
"I gave her the gifflemorp"
"how did she take it"
"loved it"

by blazedpervert November 12, 2007

grifface

A Facebook lurker who tricks your friends into befriending him.

That greasy weasel griffaced another one of my friends.

Hey that dude from your friend list that griffaced me is really cramping my style with all of his inane updates.

by indian goggles October 20, 2008

Griffiar

the act of Smoking marijuana

Ivan: Hey homie, im bored
Jon: Vamos a Griffiar

by Forman420 July 15, 2009

Griff in Lock

when ice, dirt or other goopy things get in a locked door
therefore prohibiting unlocking it.

tommy: there's so much griff in this lock that were trapped out here!

sally: dam that griff in lock!

by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010

Griffin Jib

The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.

Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.

by evilcheesemonkey June 19, 2011

Griffinsneath

Teenagers known for using large words and being a snob.

A: oh look, here comes a griffinsneath.
B. Damn dude, he fuckin smarter than you are.
A. How do you know?
B. ?...

by Special<[1]> November 22, 2011

Griffelfish

Someone who looks and/or acts like Louis Griffel, in other words; liking a bunch of people out of his or her league, thinking they're good at something they're terrible at but finding a way to become in charge of it and then ruining it.

"This dude in charge of the dance committee totally wrecked Prom!"
"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he's such a Griffelfish."

by Evvuh January 20, 2012