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new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.
Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!
by Mike December 1, 2004
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Fell Short of the Glory

The act of completely wiping out while trying to move quickly or perform a potentially impressive feat of skill.
Todd tried to grind a rail with his skateboard, but totally Fell Short of the Glory and bagged himself.
by Tremain Skies January 11, 2009
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Knicker Bollock Glory

1) Non-penetrative sex using knickers.

When the lady hasn't taken her knickers off and sex is still attempted through the knickers. It's a confusing mix of knickers, bollocks and goodness knows what else.

Some people try this as a contraceptive method.
"dude, we didn't have any condoms so we tried knicker bollock glory instead.
by annaboo November 29, 2011
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Hipsters Glory Hole

A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.
Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023
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Norwegian Double-Glory

Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.
Norwegian Double-Glory example:

David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.
by dunkley22 December 1, 2011
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Glee Glory Supporter

some dick who didnt watch the glee series from the start then thought that he would watch it when the rave is over and the new season starts.
dude: hey im gna watch glee tonight
dick: so am i,
dude: wait a minute, you didnt watch it from the start? who gave you authority to watch glee you glee glory supporter.
by joe the awesome. January 23, 2011
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New Found Glory

The reason that tourism to Florida has gone down so much.
New Found Glory sucks sooo bad.
by thursdayfan2006 November 25, 2003
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