The friend of a girl that you’re trying to rizz up who’s usually trying to keep her from talking to you. She’s usually on the larger and less attractive side.
Guy: Hey, you’re really pretty can I get your nu-
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn
Fridge: Sorry she ain’t interested.
*They walk off*
Guy: Damn, the ugly-ass fridge always be protecting the snacks goddamn
by Cyberspaxz January 19, 2025
Get the Fridgemug. A statement relating to a speculatively unfeasible activity in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, where Jones climbs into a fridge during a nuclear explosive test. It's also a synonym for "jumping the shark".
However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.
The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.
However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.
The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.
Normal Guy: Hey, you think the nuking the fridge is a feasible scene?
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.
by TheCrusader1296 January 10, 2021
Get the Nuking the fridgemug. To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the fridge-jackmug. by Sophiee375 September 2, 2020
Get the Fridgemug. A fat bitch who protects the fridge
by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023
Get the hall of fame fridge protectormug. A robust and spectacular lizzo sized woman who is deadset on protecting her friends from meaningful relationships because she herself cant find one.
by Patriachy June 13, 2025
Get the Fridgemug. by Elvis Presley September 19, 2019
Get the Fridgemug.